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Jean Todt and Michelle Yeoh: There Is No God

Written by Peter Berger · October 8, 2004

yeoh-todtYou’ve heard me joke before about horrific troll Flavio Briatore’s January-December romance with supermodel Heidi Klum. In what can only be described as “more proof that the Universe is a cold and uncaring place,” newspapers this week reported that Ferrari team boss Jean Todt is marrying Miss Malaysia / Bond Girl / Kung Fu Chick Michelle Yeoh


But, in a strange twist of providence, proving conclusively the existence of an omnipotent diety of infinite love and mercy, other newspapers are reporting that Yeoh hasn’t heard anything about her engagement:

“What? How did that come out? I didn’t know about it,” she told Chinese-language newspaper Oriental Daily News on the phone.

Students of theology the world over are glued to their television sets, waiting for the final word on this unfolding drama.

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138 Responses to “Jean Todt and Michelle Yeoh: There Is No God”

  1. Marc on October 8th, 2004 8:09 pm

    Michelle keeps it on the “QT” because she is actually married to me!

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  5. dowager on January 12th, 2007 12:56 am

    He looks like an old pervert who married this pure innocent woman, and why the hell does this white folks think they can freakin marry anybody they like? Nicolas Cage for one… it is sickening to see asian women married to white men, they’re just in it for the sex these men… they don’t treat asian women with respect… I so hate interracial marriages!

  6. sekso on July 14th, 2007 11:04 pm

    My mother and father have not same origin (race) but they live together (in love) more than 30 yrs…
    fck! I’m beautiful…
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    I don’t like todt (he’s ugly), but you can’t say “so I hate…” - stupid…

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  17. whocares on November 18th, 2007 12:12 pm

    @ dowager; When white woman marries with back man its much more sex related than when white man marries Asian woman :D

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